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Post by Taryn on Dec 23, 2003 23:47:39 GMT -5
Well, Beth came up with the idea a while ago, but we never did it, so here comes Taryn to force you into it ;D We start with a basic plot (like person whens trip to Africa, Person abducted by tribe, person goes home) and one of us will start off and then people add to it. So, we need the plot. Let's hear those Ideas people! ~Taryn ;D
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Post by Mahna on Dec 23, 2003 23:51:44 GMT -5
Is this Daria fanfic, a Tanandaria episode, or just plain old original fiction?
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Post by Taryn on Dec 23, 2003 23:53:22 GMT -5
Is this Daria fanfic, a Princess of all things greenria episode, or just plain old original fiction? Tanandaria
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Post by Mahna on Dec 23, 2003 23:56:20 GMT -5
A documentary style thingy where we show our rise to stardom from the beginning to now.
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Post by Taryn on Dec 24, 2003 0:04:13 GMT -5
A documentary style thingy where we show our rise to stardom from the beginning to now. Yesh!! Perfect! Now who will write the first part?
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Post by Beth on Dec 29, 2003 12:05:45 GMT -5
Me! Me! I will! ;D
Scarlett always did teasers of this kind of thing, let’s do a real one:
(We see a TV studio set with various set pieces laying around, penguins, shrines, robotic kevos. A clean cut, professional looking woman stands in the middle of the set wearing a huge fake smile.)
Host: Hello and welcome to C True Lawdalewood Stories. Today we’re going to be talking about the Infamous cast of Tanandaria. A spin off of the beloved cartoon Daria. The humble beginnings.
(We see a clip of Tananda trying to shove pizza down Daria’s throat.)
Host: The fanfic author worship..
(We see a clip of Tananda and Scarlett bowing to Lawndale Stalker and then Beth who looks serious freaked out for a minute, then starts laughing followed by a clip of an offering plate being passed around and Mahna Mahna slipping in some mental money.)
Host: The boozing
(We see Angel downing a bottle of Crown Royal.)
Host: The drugs
(We see Tananda passed out in her dressing room, a bottle of blues clutched in her hand.)
Host: The jabbing
(It shows clips of Beth and Tananda poking one another with pointed sticks and laughing)
Host: The bizarre hair colors.
(It flashes up pictures of all the cast members.)
Host: The even more bizarre pastimes.
(It shows the ice cream wrestling, the Roger hunt, and the anti furby crusade.)
Host: and their rise to fame.
(We see the now famous clip of Kara Wild bowing to her Tanandaria shrine while wearing her background girl 378 true fan shirt and a clip of a throng of fans surrounding the studio.)
Host:Along with never before seen clips and interviews with the people who knew them when. All next on C True Lawndalewood Story.
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Post by Mahna on Dec 29, 2003 13:42:00 GMT -5
Nice Beth!
Let's get a plan together.
1. Beth's intro (done) 2. How we became friends in the first place (LS being "God" and collection baskets and Girl Scout Stories and stuff) 3. It's a Nutty, Nutty, Nutty Coincidence 4. Hair jobs
And the next stuff, I don't know what order they should go in.... Taryn becomes the fan, Taryn becomes an IUFer, Kevo, Mystik Cynik.... etc.
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Post by Beth on Dec 29, 2003 13:50:56 GMT -5
Nice Beth! Let's get a plan together. 1. Beth's intro (done) 2. How we became friends in the first place (LS being "God" and collection baskets and Girl Scout Stories and stuff) [glow=red,2,300]Don't forget the shiny things in LOTR ;D[/glow] 3. It's a Nutty, Nutty, Nutty Coincidence 4. Hair jobs [glow=red,2,300]5. Our first ep dealing with death : The death of Mahna Mahna who cares? 6. The Duchess of Art becomes a fan 7. Brandon, Greystar, Kristin, and Kristen join us. (Ice cream fighting and trip to bahamas) 8. Roger hunting 9. Mystik Cyniks 10. Let's think about the rest later.[/glow]
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Post by Taryn on Dec 30, 2003 3:50:53 GMT -5
Oh man.. i can't stop laughing, This is going to be one of the best stories yet. ~T a r y n, taryn
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Post by Beth on Jan 8, 2004 14:47:18 GMT -5
Since nobody else continued this, I will. The commercial is from an old story (I forget which one of us wrote it)
(Commercial)
Announcer: And for the low, low, *low* price of eighteen easy payments of 79.99 mental moneys, you can own the complete set of TANANDARIA episodes on eight special mental DVDs! Includes "Old Skool", the first episode to feature every character! Don't miss "Death of Mahna Mahna, The Question is Who Cares?", the moving special featuring the series' first death! Go behind the scenes, follow Roger, watch exclusive interviews and *more* with the special edition Mental DVD of TANANDARIA! If you order within the next thirty years, you'll get a free neon wig to look like your favorite character! Within the next twenty years, collectible dolls including Kevo! If we catch wind of you even *thinking* of purchasing within the next three years, you'll get a beginner's shrine!
(After the commercial)
Host: (serious tone) What is a Mahna Mahna? (She pauses and walks over to a large poster on the wall advertising “The Death of Mahna Mahna, who cares?”) The answer is not who cares, the answer is the scapegoat of Tanandaria. Mahna Mahna. Before Tanandaria she had a promising career as a fanfiction writer/director.
(They show footage of Mahna Mahna, hair normal colored and up in a bun, directing the cast of “It’s a Nutty Nutty Nutty Coincidence.”)
Host: Then two background characters got out of hand.
(More footage, Tananda who is supposed to be posing as a pizza delivery girl runs up to Daria screaming about her love for her show and proceeds to shove pizza down Daria’s throat.)
Tananda: Have some pizza! You love pizza! It’s your favorite food! I know, I watch your show every day. Sometimes two times a day. Sometimes three times a day. And I use my next-door neighbor’s daughter’s Barbie dolls to act out the episodes. Wanna see me do It’s Nutty Nutty Nutty World? It’s the episode this fanfic’s based off of you know…
Mahna: Where did she get that pizza from? The only real pizza here is the piece Daria’s supposed to spit in Jane’s hand, the rest are just props.
Scarlett (in full background girl 378 regalia): (while hitting random people with her tuning fork) She brought her own pizza.
Mahna: Who are you?
(Another clip, later in the day, the set is all but destroyed.)
Mahna: (to Tananda, she holds out some mental money): If I donate to your religion, will you go away?
Tananda: (takes mental money and puts it in her pocket) No.
(Clip ends, back to the present)
Host: Despite their rocky first meeting. Mahna quickly gave in and became “an unserious child”
(It shows a clip of Mahna standing over a sleeping Daria and watching her sleep and then using scissors to cut off a lock of her hair to add to the Daria shrine. Then a clip of Mahna singing, dancing, and making a fool out of her self at the PPMB starbucks café. Camera cuts to an Older Mahna sitting in a chair being interviewed.)
Mahna: Of course after that my reputation was shot, every project I worked on was assumed to be going off into wacky land. But I was happy, I was spending time with people I liked, I was one of the heads of an empire and my book “Off Into Wacky Land” was a number one best seller.
(Back to the main set)
Host: After the break I’ll tell you about Beth and her introduction into Tanandaria, how Taryn became a fan, and give you the scoop about the original unserious children themselves, Scarlett and Tananda.
(As we head to the break we see clips from the upcoming interviews.)
Tananda: For the record I would like to say I thought they were little blue pieces of candy in a bottle with a childproof cap.
Scarlett: Hey, I didn’t kill him. Just because he was anti pink doesn’t mean I would kill him. Anybody with a muffin bazooka could have done it.
Beth: (teary eyed) Taking that first step was the hardest, going to that meeting and proclaiming to the world, ‘my name is Beth and I’m a writaholic’
Taryn: Unnatural obsession with glasses? What are talking about?
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Post by Scarlett on Jan 8, 2004 16:41:12 GMT -5
Eeeeeheeeeheee Funny ;D Ah, and it was I who wrote the commercial.
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Post by Mahna on Jan 8, 2004 17:29:14 GMT -5
Hilarious!!!
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Post by Taryn on Jan 8, 2004 18:21:00 GMT -5
The Duchess of Art: Unnatural obsession with glasses? What are talking about? Oh holy crap... that is *so* my new signature! ~Taryn (realyl! I can stop anytime I want! It's just a little obsession! *door opens to reveal her geek/nerd shirnes*...*flees*)
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Post by Beth on Jan 8, 2004 20:24:32 GMT -5
Who's going to write the next one now?
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Post by Taryn on Jan 8, 2004 21:19:49 GMT -5
Who's going to write the next one now? Well, it says the next part is about you, so either you can write it, or you can let someone else. ~Taryn
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