Post by Mahna on May 27, 2004 9:23:22 GMT -5
Mahna: Now I've gone insane.
Tananda: No, you've been our friend for at least a week. You're way past insane.
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Beth: Ah! I love the smell of a new Tandar thread in the morning.
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Roger E. Moore: Please accept my apologies for continually misreading the title of this thread as "Tanandaria: Six months later and we're still smelling strong!"
(on “Tanandaria: six months later and we’re still going strong!”)
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Kristen: I'm a little confused about the me and Roger part--are we getting married here? Because last time we were in a story together, I think we were siblings.
Roger: Yes, I was thinking this very thing. Were we drunk together at some point and driving through Las Vegas? I don't remember anything at all.
Ranger Thorne: You mean you don't remember the two of you dancing on that table? Let's see, where'd I put those photos.....
Roger: It can't have been too bad. I mean, I'm not pregnant or anything.
Kristen: No, but you owe me an apology for your side trip through the penguin section of the zoo. Some honeymoon. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm only after the stories, after all. Does this mean I own half of your angst? Heh heh heh...
Roger: You can do what you want with Pebbles, Fifi, and Boopsie, but my angst is mine alone. Mine mine mine! And on second thought, Boopsie is mine, too. The other penguins are yours now. The neighbors have been complaining about the noise.
Ned: Kristen, can I buy one of Roger's old penguins? I want to dress it up and pretend it's an ewok.
Kristen: You can have Pebbles, but it'll cost you. How much chocolate do you have?
Ned: Two [scrunch scrunch] Sorry, one bit of Toblerone and a Maltesser.
Kristen: Throw in a couple of doughnuts and you've got yourself a deal. And Roger? Should I be keeping these penguins in the freezer or feed them or anything?
Tananda: Just give them to Dakota to take care of. That's what Dakota's there for, after all!
Roger: What penguins? What are you talking about? Man, this thread is getting weird. Good thing my friends in the ASPCA who are reading this over my shoulder don't know what you're talking about, either.
Kristen: It's okay, they've stopped moving. (waves at the ASPCA)
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Mahna: Dakota is a girl. Of course you would know that IF YOU HAD READ MY STORY!!
Tananda: Are you done yet?
Mahna: One more. WAAAAHH!!! Ok. I'm done now.
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Roger: If Daria has Upchuck's baby in Lawndale Stalker's story, I want the kid to be named Opie.
Galen: Aarghh! You gave it away! Aargh! Now I have to totally rewrite the ending! Aargh!
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(on a rare penguin stolen from a zoo)
Angelinhel: Roger how could you?!
Roger: We're in love, and nothing you can say or do will stop us!
Scarlett: Um, Roger? She's not really a penguin. ::flee::
Tananda: No, you've been our friend for at least a week. You're way past insane.
~:~:~:~
Beth: Ah! I love the smell of a new Tandar thread in the morning.
~:~:~:~
Roger E. Moore: Please accept my apologies for continually misreading the title of this thread as "Tanandaria: Six months later and we're still smelling strong!"
(on “Tanandaria: six months later and we’re still going strong!”)
~:~:~:~
Kristen: I'm a little confused about the me and Roger part--are we getting married here? Because last time we were in a story together, I think we were siblings.
Roger: Yes, I was thinking this very thing. Were we drunk together at some point and driving through Las Vegas? I don't remember anything at all.
Ranger Thorne: You mean you don't remember the two of you dancing on that table? Let's see, where'd I put those photos.....
Roger: It can't have been too bad. I mean, I'm not pregnant or anything.
Kristen: No, but you owe me an apology for your side trip through the penguin section of the zoo. Some honeymoon. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm only after the stories, after all. Does this mean I own half of your angst? Heh heh heh...
Roger: You can do what you want with Pebbles, Fifi, and Boopsie, but my angst is mine alone. Mine mine mine! And on second thought, Boopsie is mine, too. The other penguins are yours now. The neighbors have been complaining about the noise.
Ned: Kristen, can I buy one of Roger's old penguins? I want to dress it up and pretend it's an ewok.
Kristen: You can have Pebbles, but it'll cost you. How much chocolate do you have?
Ned: Two [scrunch scrunch] Sorry, one bit of Toblerone and a Maltesser.
Kristen: Throw in a couple of doughnuts and you've got yourself a deal. And Roger? Should I be keeping these penguins in the freezer or feed them or anything?
Tananda: Just give them to Dakota to take care of. That's what Dakota's there for, after all!
Roger: What penguins? What are you talking about? Man, this thread is getting weird. Good thing my friends in the ASPCA who are reading this over my shoulder don't know what you're talking about, either.
Kristen: It's okay, they've stopped moving. (waves at the ASPCA)
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Mahna: Dakota is a girl. Of course you would know that IF YOU HAD READ MY STORY!!
Tananda: Are you done yet?
Mahna: One more. WAAAAHH!!! Ok. I'm done now.
~:~:~:~
Roger: If Daria has Upchuck's baby in Lawndale Stalker's story, I want the kid to be named Opie.
Galen: Aarghh! You gave it away! Aargh! Now I have to totally rewrite the ending! Aargh!
~:~:~:~
(on a rare penguin stolen from a zoo)
Angelinhel: Roger how could you?!
Roger: We're in love, and nothing you can say or do will stop us!
Scarlett: Um, Roger? She's not really a penguin. ::flee::
