JulieBabeEmerald: A Goddess among Fanficters

[Scarlett]

We MUST keep them for safekeeping! We can't lose her as we did Sophia!

Reflection
Ichebod Cranes not mine only in my wet dreams lol.

STORY

Ickhaed walked oround is house slowly an dtook in da view of sleepy hello. Da place wuz beatiful it had houses and a big blue gray sky itrained slitely he grinz. Then ickebod smirced as he saw his reflcion in the mirrorr of the shiny windows. he then wipez dustoff da windows and sees a face AAAAAH! it wuz the headles horsemen only wit a head now (lol). he falls back into a kitchen sink and almost drowns but its like a dream or a nightmare hes havin so he relaises this wen he waks ap.

And he runz! he runz out the home but their is de real horsemen! he scremz but the hoseman pickz him up and runz!whn they are runnin he sees christina ricci runnin too and she is chasin dem to save him while he runs on the horseman with a head.

then chrstina yelled "Ichi thatz not da real head hear it iz!!!" she tosses da head to ichebod who scremz agan and gives da hoseman head the horseman glare. Christinas boobs jiddle a rouwnd as she says this and ichked almost flals into a daze thing.

and ichie fallz! lol but christie savez him and da hoseman ridex off but poor ichie is sacred. He felt so scared dat he wanted his mum.. her name was tanya and she has long legs and blonde silky hair and she was thin so she looks nice. not old.

chrstina felt lik his mum and they hugs on the road butt the hoseman cumz back!

'aw no the horseman' says ichkod and he tries to get up but christina is stoppin him with her strong hangs. then chrstina cacklez evily she is evil omg! poor swet ichabod faints but luckly anoda girl cum by! her name if Daffodil shez pretty wit long red hair and bouncy boobs green eyes and she piks him up onto her hourse name was Eucalyptus.

As they ride down afield *song plays* they flal in Luv.they kizz lol and they live happilu so bye!!!

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and thats da end hehe enhoy it !!! it hope u did! bye<3

[Scarlett]

With the Blessings of the Sea Birds

Disclamer: not mine, lol. Dizneys.

A/N: this is a wel thoughtout fic wit good plot and stoeyline so plese read!!

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Jack Sparrow was smilling and lookin round he was surrounded by a goup of pirates suddenly the door of the room opens Barbosa camer with Jack t he monkey. "Eh jack how iz ur cosy room now?? Ate you happy with you comraides?? butt i miss u jack" the monkey squeaked. But their was a big wave hit the sides of the ship jack smiled.

Barbossa says "Jack dis is the only day youve spendin in the ship and tomorow i'm throw u into the sea!!!!!!!! along wit your one bulletted pistal. so ENJOOOOOOOY!!!!!"

Jack looks at the others crewmen the were laughin ugly.

Pintal (the bald sohrt one) turne to jack and said "tomorow is fullmoon day" and laughed.

Jack replied "so today is flesh tomrow is bones eh."

Babossa got very angery at the comment he turned to jack and said very angerily "stp youre nasty sarkasm!!!1 and ready to go to bed!!!"

Jack looks around funny no bed nearby. he asked "where the bed goner"

"you use the seebed HAHAHAHA" said barbersa. Jack gived his usual charmin smile. "why dont u give the key to your man"

"What 4??" Barbersa askd. "So i can give a good feast to the pupy tomorow" replyd jack.

Barbersa said "here thereare no pupies or doggies my dear........"

Jack Sparrow gived a quizicale look and ask in a suprising tone "very interesitng. wut are these things sittin round me??/"

Rageti (the skin one) was bout to slap Jack Sparow but barboosa stoped him. "Dun do that instead we should ask his finaly wish and fulfil"

Pintal turned to jack and ask for the final wish.

jack sparrow is usual smile said "i want the one bullet to be inside the heart of of barbosa"

Pintal took the pistal of Jacksparrow and shooted barbersa. baborsa with widend eyes saw the bulled went inside but no bleeding nothing.

pintal was dancing merily "Jackie i fufiled your wish!!! see!! the bullet is now inside het heart of barbosa so tomorow you can go to the seabead!"

jack smiled. "thats not veru interesting"

he showed the fourhead of pintal and said "you have nuthin in there"

Pintall got annoyed by the statment "why?"

jack said tomorow is a "full moon day barbosa will became a skeleton so the bulled will fall out so you cannt put me to the seabeard"

Rageti got very angery watchin all dis stood up and screamed "SO WHAAAAAT? Tomorow seabed, 4 today oceanbed!!!!1" he tooked up SParrow and through him down.

instead of thudding over the seabed THUD-THUD-THUD he lands on boney bed. Will Tuner who came to reskue Sparow with a sudden shot and heavy weight Will Tuner was falt on the bed.

Sparrow was very happy that somehoo or the other he was saved by Will Tuner butt by then Barbersas of ship moved awy.But another boat came by rowed by mistur Swann raising the ear he gave a big blow on the head of Will Tuner who was alredy unaware of the situaton. he reskued Jack Sparrow next secnd he was at de shore he then married him to the daughter. blesing them mr Swan removed his head and went off.

*The Ent.*

[Scarlett]

The Second Life Lost and Found

Chapter 1: The Meeting
Discliamer: I don't own anything it all belongs to JKROWLING.

A/N: Well this is a fic about my original charecter and she is very pretty and happy but now, she has to go to Hogwarts and she doesnt like it at all! Oh no. what will happen?! lyrics are from lyrics.com and not mine the belong to the Backstreet Boys.
CHAPTER 1

Miss Juliana Desuction was mad.
Her mother was rich, and her father was rich too. But she had to leave her happy comfrotable billionaire life and go to a bloody magic school.
Juliana Desuction was very pretty, too. And Sexy. She had long golden hair with streak of red that came down to her feet, and deep green eyes like dazzling emeralds. She looked like a supermodel, because she was one - a teenage supermodel.
She was 15 years old, and the right weight for her age, although a little taller than most. She had pink cheeks, and perfect skin. She had just been asked out on a date by Justin Timberlake, too. Yes, Justin Timberlake the pop star!!!!!!!! But she couldn't go. Because she had to go to a stupid magical school of wizardy.

Baby, please try to forgive me,
Stay here, don't put out the glow.
Hold me now,
Don't bother,
If every second it makes me weaker,
You can save me from the man that I become,
oh yeah,
Chorus:
Looking back on the things I've done,
I was trying to be someone,
Who played my part,
Kept you in the dark,
Now let me show you the shape of my heart.

Sadness is beautiful,
Loneliness is tragical
So heal me,
I can't win this war,
Touch me now,
Don't bother,
If every second it makes me weaker,
You can save me from the man I've become
CHORUS
I'm here with my confession,
Got nothing to hide no more,
I don't know where to start,
But to show you the shape of my heart.
I'm looking back on things I've done,
I never want to play the same ol' part,
Or keep you in the dark,
Now let me show you the shape of my heart.

When waiting for the sorting hat to sort her she saw another boy, who was waiting for the sorting hat to sort him too. The boy had slicked back blond hair and blue eyes and was the sexiest guy she had everseen, infact she knew it he was rich too, and the boy too seemed interested in her and the boy's name, was Draco Malfoy.
She saw Draco Malfoy who grabbed her and kissed her and said "Welcome to the school"

WILL BE CONTINUED
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A/N: Well I want to know what u all think hehehehe so r/r! Flames hurt me and make me cry so no flames please I put a lot of work into this fic
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Chapter 2: The Greeting
Disclaimer: Do'nt own nothin it all belongs to JKROWLING. lyrics form AZLYRICS.COM because LYRICS.com SUCCKKS, LOL.

AN: Listen I don't give a DAMN if you don't like my stories so anyway some people do and i don't care. I am still writing and I know one day I will be a great writer, so you can all go away AND DON'T BLOODY FLAME ME!!!!!1

A SECOND LIFE LOST AND FOUND SECOND CHAPTER

(LOL I luv the similarty too)

Juliana was very happy when Draco kissed her and she kissed him back. Then they broke the kis and Juliana smiled and kissed him agan.

they kissed for a long while and then Draco stood back and started singing.

""You're My Light (Why, When, How?)"

Dum dum dum dum dum-dum

Do...

Do... Oooh...

You're still captivating even though it's been so long

You used to love me tell me baby what went wrong

'Cause now you march to the beat of a different song

Try to understand that we needed space

But everywhere I turn I see your face

I've been waiting for you to come home

'Cause I don't want to be alone

I still love you

Why did you take away your love

When did you think to just give up

How am I supposed to carry on now

Without you

You are my light

I have changed girl since I last saw you

When you left you don't know what you put me through

But my heart's still racing just being next to you

I can't escape the magic in your eyes

Is there a way to make you realize

There's no one more special to my heart

But you want us to be apart

I still love you

Why did you take away your love, baby

When did you think to just give up, yea

How am I supposed to carry on now

Without you

You were my world

You meant everything to me

You're the air I breathe

The song I sing

You were my queen, I was your king

But if we can try to work it

We'll show the world what love is about

Baby come on cause I can't take no more

Of this loneliness

And emptiness

Why did you take away your love

(Take away your love)

When did you think to just give up

(Oh...)

How am I supposed to carry on now

Without you

Why did you take away your love

When did you think to just give up

How am I supposed to carry on

Without you

You are my

You are my light"

WHEN he finished singing Juliana giggled and they kissed again until Mcgonagul came up and said....

"Hope you two arent toooo busy to be sorted now stop being busy!"

(LOLOLOL isn't that funny?!! poor Draco and Juliana!!!!)

So they both blushed stoped kissing and Draco went to the hat and McGonagul put it on his head. And it yelled "SLYTHERIN!" Draco smiled happly and got down and ran down.

Juliana went to the hat. McGonagul put it on her head and it yelled "GRYFINDOR!" "Oh nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!" cried Draco. "What's wrong?" said Juliana. Draco burts out into tears and cried.

"Juliana, Gryffindors hate Slytherins and now you'll hate me! I think I will kill myself!" said Draco and sobbed.

"No silly I won't hate you and i never could now c'mere" Juliana took Draco in her arms and kissed him "And don't try to kill youself."

"Okay" said Draco happly and they kept kissing...........

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A/N: SEE I WROTE MORE! and it has a plot stoeyline now so you will like it! Review plzzzzzz i luvs ya!!
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Chapter 3: The Seating
NOT MINE LOL. JK ROWLING'S. I told u before, lol.

A/N: I dont remember wut i wrote so here yeah but still heres another CHAPTER YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! sorry I kept u all waitin but here itis so read read read!!

Juliana had taken a shower and was walkin back to the Slythering common room she now shared wit Draco becouse they were so much in love. And she was supirsed not to find Draco there she stopped and wondered......

"I wonder where Dracolove has gotten to??? he usually sits here at this time......

And then Draco stepped in wareing only a bathtowel and Julianna blushed and giggled as Draco sat down on the cough and smiled at her sexily..... "How are you today???" he asks and Juliana blushes even lotter. "I am fine thankz for asking." she said and giggled.....again (AN: she was feelin giggly, so what?!??!)

And Julie saw and saw that Draco had an erection and thought what the hell is that......

"Whatya starin at?" Draco asked smiling. "Nothing!!" said Juliana quickly sitting up. And she saw that Draco was staring t her boobs too (LOL!!!!!! They're so cute together!!!!!)

They stared at each other for a ver long time.........

"Class" said Severus SNape "what are yo 2 doing here now go to detention!!!!!!!!!" Juliana was happy and she didnt know why.

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Sorry chap's so shooort!! Will make it uppies!!! I also watched Pirates of the Carrribbean VERY NICE MOVIE and I luvvv Jonny Depp so Ill prolly write some fic on it too now. bye!

[Girl Mahna]

Oh.....(holds head in hands)

What happened to Sophia? Did she take her fics off?

[Scarlett]

Yes. Depressing, no?

[Angelinhel]

holy jesus, that was great. yeah i'm so sad i never saved sophia's stuff anywhere.

this is just as good tho. i have no idea what half of that was supposed to say. i needed that. thanks.

[Scarlett]

The Sleepy Hollow one's the best fic ever