Post by Mahna on Jan 28, 2004 18:12:14 GMT -5
...Tananda and I enjoy making outtakes for EHFAR too much.
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"Mr. Smiley likes you!"
"Oh, why oh why didn't I stay together with Phil!"
"Who's Phil? Uh-oh. Mr. Smiley is jealous......"
"Mr. Smiley doesn't have feelings. He's a puppet."
She let this sink in for a few moments, then smirked as the man fell to his knees sobbing 'He is real!'
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The rest, even Tananda hasn't seen yet.
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(The original)
Tom frowned. This girl was really trying his patience. Reminding himself again that she was Carter‘s friend, and therefore, it would be in bad form to ditch her, he tried to reason with her instead. “If I do, we’d miss half the movie. Look at that line!”
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Reminding himself again that she was Carter‘s friend, and therefore, it would be in bad form to tape her mouth shut with the Duct Tape stratigically hidden in his cargo pants, he tried to reason with her instead.
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Reminding himself again that she was Carter‘s friend, and therefore, it would be in bad form to go back to concessions and get heavy butter this time, he tried to reason with her instead.
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Reminding himself again that she was Carter‘s friend, and therefore, it would be in bad form to silence her with Chloroform and then steal her shoes so she couldn't chase after him, he tried to reason with her instead.
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"Mr. Smiley likes you!"
"Oh, why oh why didn't I stay together with Phil!"
"Who's Phil? Uh-oh. Mr. Smiley is jealous......"
"Mr. Smiley doesn't have feelings. He's a puppet."
She let this sink in for a few moments, then smirked as the man fell to his knees sobbing 'He is real!'
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The rest, even Tananda hasn't seen yet.
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(The original)
Tom frowned. This girl was really trying his patience. Reminding himself again that she was Carter‘s friend, and therefore, it would be in bad form to ditch her, he tried to reason with her instead. “If I do, we’d miss half the movie. Look at that line!”
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Reminding himself again that she was Carter‘s friend, and therefore, it would be in bad form to tape her mouth shut with the Duct Tape stratigically hidden in his cargo pants, he tried to reason with her instead.
**********************
Reminding himself again that she was Carter‘s friend, and therefore, it would be in bad form to go back to concessions and get heavy butter this time, he tried to reason with her instead.
***********************
Reminding himself again that she was Carter‘s friend, and therefore, it would be in bad form to silence her with Chloroform and then steal her shoes so she couldn't chase after him, he tried to reason with her instead.
