News Fader on May 13:
Today is: Inside Joke Day (see IUFMB calendar for details)
Trivia: Who is the only IUFer who hasn't had an implied, written romance with Tom Sloane?
Answer: Taryn.
Can I give everyone with broken-link avs new ones?
Fine with me, but then again, it's not *my* av that's broken. (shrugs)
Hey! Cool new smileys and things.
Hi Ned!
Ned? (is confused)
Our newest member is: ParkerMan (known here as Janezahottie)
Welcome!
Our second newest member is: scripttest!
(Personally, I don't think scripttest exsists.)
CLAP YOUR HANDS IF YOU BELIEVE IN SCRIPTTEST!
Sorry...Peter Pan moment.
scripttest was to, um, test a script. And it works!
(Psst! I knew that. It was a jokkeeeee!)
What? It was!
Somebody's been deleting some of the stuff from the news fader.~Beth
Aw, I liked the Superbowl ones. :-(
I WILL NOT BE STIFLED!!
Attention all shoppers: Multicolored light special on Crown Royal, aisle 42. Thank you for shopping at Mahetrlanda*mart!
Attention: Kevo stank in aisle 2. I repeat- Kevo stank in aisle 2.
Attention stockboys: We need more Lima been Green Hair dye on aisle 36!
And more dancing wombat bobble heads in aisle 17
And more kung fu fighting mini penguins in aisle 53!
But I just restocked the mini penguins yesterday!
We need
kung fu fighting mini penguins though.
*Must resist urge to start singing "everybody was kungfu fighting"*
Hey, that's
my job! ~MM
Fine. *must resist urge to
draw kung fu fighting mini penguins* ~Taryn
Bow down bow down to the power of Santa or be crushed be crushed by his jolly boots of doom!
Sorry, invader zim moment.
ZIM!
ATTENTION: ANYONE WHO HAS READ THIS FAR DESERVES A HAND.
~clap clap clap~
~tosses her right hand to the person who reads this~
::rimshot::
Ranger Thorne is my favorite Ranger. Even more than that Ranger on Yogi Bear.
And our Tananda is much cooler than that Tananda in the Robert Asprin books.
And Taryn is cooler than.... um... I don't know anybody else named Taryn, but she's cooler than my ex-friend, Laryn!
Can I be cooler than the girl on American Idol? the fact that she's on that show disgraces my name...
*realizes she probably just offended anyone who watches that show*
*flees the pitchforks*
Tananda is cooler than anyone here!
~is hit by a ton of shoes~
Or not.....
Each IUFer is cool in their own special way.... so there!
Nyah!
But Tananda is still the coolest!
~hit by shoes again~
And here I thought *I* had the most obvious name comparison...
You all just LOVED Gone with the Wind, didn't you?
::sobs in her uncoolishness::
But I thought you didn't like being compared to that Scarlett.~Beth
I don't under *normal* circumstances...
An IUF member?
Uncool?
No way!
It can't be!
~denial~
Must... finish... next EHFAR chapter.... Must.... find a way.... to be romantic.... without being overly sappy....
If you find a way let me know~Beth, author of the overly sappy, overly corny Age Old Question.
Hey... what ever happened to Greystar? He used to post in Tanandaria but hasn't for, like, ever.
WE MUST POKE HIM!
Muffin Lass is quite the screamer, isn't she. Go figure.
::hides behind alternate personalities::
How obscurely, insanely fun!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
MY EYES!
I CAN'T SEE MY EYES!
THE LACK OF HUMANITY!
The hack of lumanity?
The human of lackity?
.....?
Who is Ned and why did we say hi to him?
Ned our PPMB friend and just for Kix. Mmmmm...Kix...
He's bribing you with cereal so you'll say hi to him?
You should've held out for Rice Krispies.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I AM TANANDA
THEREFORE I AM ALL KNOWING!
Unless you count math stuff.
Cause Math is icky.
Oh by the way, Tananda, do you know the answer to (3X-2)(5X-1)=41?
41 is irrelevant; it's 42 that matters
Can't argue with that.
Unless you're a math teacher.
~~~( )8:> Guess who?
SPONTANEOUS MOUSE!!!
BOOYAH!
Eep! The fader really is getting too long!
I'll delete some things if you'd like.
And now we start again.
