Foreign Language Day

[Mahna]

As posted by Scarl:
Learn 5 phrases in a language you've never studied before.

-Hello.
-May I dye your hair?
-Have you seen a bouncing yellow smiley?
-I must find a teevee on which to watch Daria!
-Goodbye.

[Scarlett]

I chose Russian...And it appears that this board does not recognize the Russian alphabet, so I'll only put the pronounciation that I worked so hard to find.

p-r-ee-v-yay-t

yah m-oh-g-oo oh-k-r-ah-s-ee-t(soft) v-ah-sh-ee v-oh-l-og-s-(combo ih+ou[ld]) ?

v-(combo ih+ou[ld]) v-ee-d-yay-l-ee p-oh-d-p-r-(ih+ou)-g-ee-v-ah-you-shch-ee-y zh-yay-l-t-ih+ou-y s-m-ah-y-l-yay-y ?

d-oh-l-zh-yay-n n-ah-y-t-ee t-yay-l-yay-b-ee-d-yay-n-ee-yay ch-t-oh-b-ih+ou n-ah-b-l-you-d-ah-t (soft) d-ah-r-ee-ya!

- ?? ??.
d-oh s-v-ee-d-ah-n-ee-ya

Russian speakers would kill me, I know it.