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Topic: Even though this board is obviously dead.... (Read 41 times)

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Re: Even though this board is obviously dead....
« Result #1 on Oct 30, 2009, 6:31pm »

It's not dead, it's just having a lie down!

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Topic: Aunt Karens Moral (Read 10 times)

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Aunt Karens Moral
« Result #2 on Mar 22, 2009, 8:50pm »

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment... Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.

One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."

"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market.

We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, "don't count your chickens before they're hatched."

"That was a fine story Sarah. Michael, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen.

Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane was hit.

She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.

She drank the whisky on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.

She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets.

Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. Then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the f#ck away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking"

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WOW power leveling

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Topic: My Lucky Day (Read 4 times)

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My Lucky Day
« Result #3 on Mar 22, 2009, 8:01pm »

tell me what you saw that was so bad
tell me all the reasons
why you made me so sad
i wish that i was like you
and i'm sorry that i'm not
at least i still have hope
i guess that's all i've got
[chorus]:
i know you must be happy
thrilled that i'm not there
yet i know that i will make it
make it good for me out here
and soon i will be smiling
everything will be okay
i'll not worry anymore
that will be my lucky day
i wish that you'd seen something
special 'bout me too
that you would think of something else
not just the way i look to you
i don't see what you see
how different can i be
and why does it really matter
i'm just being me
[chorus]:
i know you must be happy
thrilled that i'm not there
yet i know that i will make it
make it good for me out here
and soon i will be smiling
everything will be okay
i'll not worry anymore
that will be my lucky day
i don't see what you see
how different can i be
and why does it really matter
i'm just being me

maplestory mesos
maplestory mesos

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Topic: Even though this board is obviously dead.... (Read 41 times)

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Even though this board is obviously dead....
« Result #4 on Jan 4, 2009, 1:05pm »

I thought I'd stop by and wish the 'dearly departed' a happy 2009.

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Topic: To Make up for Missing the Rest of the IUFDays (Read 66 times)

RngrThorne
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Re: To Make up for Missing the Rest of the IUFDays
« Result #5 on Nov 29, 2008, 12:17am »

Of course, all the images have since been removed or their link has expired. Much like the hamster that was fed to Kevo for Thanksgiving.

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Topic: Ooh, I'm #1! (Read 161 times)

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Re: Ooh, I'm #1!
« Result #6 on Aug 29, 2008, 12:53am »

Aug 12, 2008, 7:29am, Scarlett wrote:

Fo sho.

Kevo.

Oh, just drag HIM into the conversation, then!

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Topic: Ooh, I'm #1! (Read 161 times)

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Re: Ooh, I'm #1!
« Result #7 on Aug 12, 2008, 7:29am »

Fo sho.

Kevo.

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Topic: Ooh, I'm #1! (Read 161 times)

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Re: Ooh, I'm #1!
« Result #8 on Jul 26, 2008, 8:20pm »

Jul 20, 2008, 4:55pm, Scarlett wrote:

This is a lie!

No, not a lie! It's um . . . .

premature! Yeah, that's it, premature!

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Topic: My fanfics (Read 195 times)

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Re: My fanfics
« Result #9 on Jul 26, 2008, 8:15pm »

Jul 20, 2008, 4:54pm, Scarlett wrote:

Jul 4, 2008, 10:33pm, RngrThorne wrote:

Don't you hate it when FanFriction does something like that? And yes, this is just to post something.

Um.

I love you.

Now that was just beautiful! :'(

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Topic: Ooh, I'm #1! (Read 161 times)

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Re: Ooh, I'm #1!
« Result #10 on Jul 20, 2008, 4:55pm »

This is a lie!

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